Tell you all my secrets

I think I finally figured out what is up with my left arm. It's starting to feel exactly like it did the two times I was having trouble with my rotator cuff (band of warm pain right on my bicep that radiates down and having trouble with anything that requires moving my arm out and back, like putting on a coat.) Also, as an added bonus, I think I've become the next victim of the Littlest Vector.

I've also been in the mood to tell stories, but I just can't decide what to talk about. I usuallt get the urge at work and it's diminished by the time I get home. This is where you come in, gentle readers.

Remember that alphabet meme that was going around a while ago? The one where you pick a couple of letters and give me a word as a writing prompt?

Yeah....

A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

Okay, who EXACTLY do I have to fuck to get video to appear on my VIDEO iPod?!!??!